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Raised By Wolves

Talk about putting things in perspective.  This is the kind of shit that sets kids apart in the u.s. How about those tweeks, whores, and punks Senator? This is an amazing book that if you ever come across i suggest to take advantage of. Its about 10 year old dope addicts, and tranny whores from LA, its shocking.

My favorite quote: 

"Im Dave, Who the fuck are you. You need me to feel superior and i need you to laugh at." 

I came about thinking of this this afternoon on the L train. I saw this guy waiting for the train telling everyone that there were no trains today. He was obviously messing with people but it was not so humorous once i realized his slow movements. i thought "what a dope." He was drinking his coffee  and spilling it and shit. he then proceeded to converse with this young black couple about how the system was trying to bring both of them down, and that there were not trains for black people today. I thought "what a racist dope." 

Then we get in the train and he starts talking to this little girl. He bent down to talk to her and was saying all these wierd things.  Then i'm like yo! " what a fucking racist pedophile dope!" The things urban kids go through! Then i'm skating later and this guy comes up to me and asks me something about where i got my shoes, i tell him, then he says "oh dope." Funny i think to myself. Not so dope. Read this book, Jim Goldberg is my favorite photojournalist ever. 

The Galanor Report (October 20, 2008)

Feast you're eyes on the very first report and learn of the legend himself...

STEWART GALANOR-in 100 years nobody will know who michael jackson is, but keplers legacy will remain.


BASIC BEGINNER BIOPSY

Age: Old enough to develop a conspiracy, not on 9/11, but JFK's assassination. Read up.

Profession: to instill wisdom and knowledge of space, mathematics, and the difference between the meanings of "literally" and "figuratively".

Hobbies: drinking water and calling a kid named Gabe, Ben... a lot.

Personality Type: S type, "S" for silly.


A man of wit and prowess Stewart Galanor has taught mathematics at The Beacon School for countless years. Well at least he tries to teach but a lot of the time these mad loud "ghetto girls" (as they have been dubbed) are talking...mad loud. And they got louder when Ari made a joke they couldn't understand, and they got even louder when Jonah made a ridiculously nice tic-tac toss (alliteration) in one of their hair. The bombs went off and they started yelling a lot and cursing and shit... very unnecessary. Even the igglybuff and magmar on my desk told them they needed to cool down. However, Galanor the warrior he is continued to write on the board, unfaltered by the blasting foghorn of profanity.














Bad Picture of Igglybuff.

















Magmar.


Peace. Love. Math. Kepler. Legend.
Max Aserlind

Stupid Kids

Jeez i wish i could be part of the stay high club. I wonder if i talk about weed a lot during school and make sure i allow these people to patronize and take advantage of me i might get in. 

All public school students are required to take some sort of health course, even if its by a totally uncertified basketball coach who talks about his cousins in long island and happy hour all the time. My only 8 o clock class happens just to be this sort of course, shit. When something if anything intreaguing comes up i sometimes write it down. Heres quote of the year from Mr. S, " it could be possible alcohol affects brain development maybe." Genius. 

Blunts,Nudists,Penis's,and Mutants.

Iggly Buff, Skate Nerds, Reefer, Rastas, Fixed Gears, Jumbo Cohones, Israeli Kids. And anyone else, although i think its pretty easy to associate your self under one of these titles, come out and support Obama at a sick show coming up. Friday, October 17th 2008! 

In Brooklyn, 4th avenue between union and president street ( ironic yes?!). Performing will be Banzai, Calamus, Le Rug, Phsycho Thriller, Rad

iates, Michael Jordan, Rainbow Party, and LILY!!! It starts at 7 and will end around 11, 

ArtWork: Tristan Reginato, Spencer Fitzgib

bon, Izzy Doughty.